Click here to watch me make this bowl on Instagram in under 30 seconds. In my continued series of food that is both stupidly easy and cheap as hell, I present to you, the Sweet & Spicy Pork Bowl. This is a great way to use those big packs of pork chops from the grocery …
This is as much of a reminder for me as it is for you. Last night, I walked out of cheerleading practice and fell on the ice on the sidewalk to the parking lot. Like, totally bit it. Publicly. I bit it so hard and fell down so awkwardly slow, that I either had to …
Click here to watch me make this on Instagram in less than 30 seconds! I know, I know. This isn’t some family-assed down, from scratch recipe. But honestly, I’m tired and my teens are hungry, and I can’t eat fast food one more damn day. Enter, the rice packet casserole hack. …
Click here to watch me make these on Instagram in under 30 seconds! Love mozzarella sticks but hate making them at home and find frozen ones utterly disappointing? ME TOO. Breading mozzarella sticks sucks and it’s messy, and I hate the whole process. Which is what makes my next bit of news especially awesome… YOU …
It’s taken me a few weeks to get my head around the feelings of sending my first child away to college. It’s only about 30 minutes away, but it’s also, well, not home, where I’ve been seeing him every day, keeping him alive, for the past 18 years. So yeah, some feelings there. What started …
Okay full disclosure, I’m not sober. I’m more like… a perpetually entry-level drinker who loses more and more tolerance with age and medication, while at the same time maintaining the flavor palette of a 16 year old girl. My bougie and sophisticated friends ordering wine: I’ll have the driest wine you have, so dry my …
This is not a post about how kids and babies should be banned from restaurants and airplanes. Frankly, those sorts of rants are insane, if I’m paying for airline tickets, I’ll bring a chimpanzee if I want to. This isn’t me, finally having self-sufficient teenagers, looking down my nose at exhausted parents just trying to …
When I was a Junior in high school, my Spanish class took a trip to Cancun. Looking back, I have no idea why my parents ever let me get on my very first airplane, to fly to a foreign country, with my friends and boyfriend, to get drunk every night in a Mexcian disco while …
It’s almost like an out of body experience. I’m watching it happen. I know it’s all coming out wrong. It’s nastiness and hurt and it’s just dribbling out of my mouth like black ink, running down my chin, staining my tongue, and I can’t get it to stop. A few months ago I considered a …
Click here to watch me make these in under 60 seconds on Instagram! For $3.50 I can add a soy sauce soaked egg to my bowl of noodles at my favorite Ramen Shop. Absolutely. This is always a hard yes, for me. There is noting better than a giant bowl of wavy noodles and pork …
