I could tell you that I’m leaning into easy recipes because it’s high school basketball season, I’m really busy, and it gets dark at, like, 2pm. But the reality is that seasonal depression is hitting me hard. It took way too long for me to realize what was going on, because I’m usually a full-time …
Click here to watch me make this casserole in under 30 seconds! I am addicted to grocery delivery. There is a scene in the original Freaky Friday, with Jodi Foster, where she gets groceries delivered, and it stuck with me. Just this nostalgic vision of adulthood I always wanted. And now, I’m living it. My …
Click here to watch me throw these tacos together in a matter of seconds! Is there anything inherently special about a taco made out of a baked potato? That depends, do you not think baked potatoes are special? Because I do. In all seriousness, the secret star of this Baked Potato Taco rodeo is the …
We have one night a week that we have nothing to do. It’s a lifestyle we’re just accustomed to, we accept it as our reality, and frankly, we enjoy it. Some people are like, aren’t you tired of driving all over the place and never being home? And to them I say, can you cleanly …
Oh damn, there goes Brittany with her crockpot and her dark meat chicken thighs, again. Yeah girl, it’s college football season and I like my food moist and endless. Like, bowls upon bowls of it. White Chicken Chili is quite honestly the only way I ingest any manner of bean, and it’s surrounded by all …
Oh Chi Chi’s. It’s been 16 years since you’ve shuttered your doors, and the pain still hurts like it was yesterday. I celebrated birthdays there, standing on a chair wearing a sombrero. It was our fancy family night out when my parents had a few extra dollars in their pockets. I even had my first …
It’s so hot, I saw the Devil in Walmart buying an air conditioner. It’s so hot, I saw two trees fighting over a dog. It’s so hot, the corn on the stalks started popping. It’s so hot, I’m never cooking again. No funny punchline, it’s just hot and I don’t want to turn my stove …
Sometimes Andy walks into the kitchen when I’m cooking, sees mountains of food, and is like, “are we having people over.” And I look him in the eye, and nod my head, and say, “Yes. Yes we are having people over. That is why I’m making all this food, duh.” But I wasn’t having people …
I grocery shop one meal at a time most days. I want to meal plan, like, as a person, but I just get too busy. Or I do shop ahead, and half of it goes bad because I decide to order take-out every night, instead. Growing up, I feel like my mom always had stuff …
